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Best Bar Joke this Year

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by esetter, Mar 22, 2010.

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  1. esetter

    esetter Active Member

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    Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
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    > > The robot says, "What will you have?"
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    > > The guy says, "Martini."
    > >
    > >

    > > The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man,

    > >
    > > "What's your IQ?"

    > > The guy says, "168."
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    > > The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
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    > > space exploration and medical technology.
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    > >
    > > The guy leaves, but he is curious...


    > > So he goes back into the bar.
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    > >
    > >
    > > The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"
    > >

    > > The guy says, "Martini."

    > >
    > > Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,

    > > "What's your IQ?"

    > > The guy says, "100."

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    > > The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere
    > > tractors.
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    > >
    > > The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting,
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    > > so he thinks he will try it one more time.
    > >

    > > He goes back into the bar.
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    > >
    > > The robot says, "What will you have?"
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    > >
    > > The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini.
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    > >
    > > The robot then says, "What's your IQ?"

    > >
    > > The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

    > > The robot leans in real close and says,
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    > >
    > > "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?"
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  2. tad houston

    tad houston TS Member

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    Link above is to a little tool that will automatically remove the >>>>> you get in forwarded emails.

    Give it a try.
     
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