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Bed time (humor)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by 2500 HD, Mar 18, 2012.

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  1. 2500 HD

    2500 HD Active Member

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    TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

    What is the difference between girls/women
    Aged 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

    At 8

    You take her to bed and tell her a story



    At 18

    You tell her a story and take her to bed


    At 28

    You don't need to tell her a story
    To take her to bed


    At 38

    She tells you a story and takes you to bed


    At 48

    She tells you a story to avoid going to bed



    At 58

    You stay in bed to avoid her story


    At 68

    If you take her to bed, that'll be a story


    At 78

    What story? What bed?
    Who the hell are you?
     
  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    And the moral of this is keep them in the 18-38 bracket .
     
  3. 2500 HD

    2500 HD Active Member

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    A freind of mine said when his wife hit 50, he was gonna trade her in for two 25 yr. olds... I'd like to see how he makes out!!!
     
  4. gotbass

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    At forty I told my wife I was going to trade her in on two twenties, she said I wasn't wired for 220
     
  5. Ross

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    Gosh!!!!!!!! My wife told me she was the one that was going to do the trading, figured 2--35 Y.O.s would be better than this old played-out 71 Y.O. but after 50 years of marriage she said it was too much work to try to train any replacements. WHEW!!!!!----grin Ross Puls
     
  6. hoot619

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    My wife isn't too worried. She says who the hell in their right mind would

    have you. I think she might be right. Ken U
     
  7. bcnu

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    Ij can't for the life of me understand why any man would want TWO women mad at him. John
     
  8. Ajax

    Ajax Well-Known Member

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    John, that made my day.

    Thanks,
    Ajax
     
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