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Bear Hunting

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by OLD ONE EYE, Jul 8, 2010.

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    OLD ONE EYE Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Florida / Idaho
    Subject: Fw: Bear Hunters ( political joke)


    The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit
    the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was cruising
    along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard
    a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

    He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals,
    a "Vote for Obama" hat and a "Save the trees" shirt.
    The man was screaming and struggling frantically,
    thrashing all about and trying to free himself from
    the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican
    loggers wearing "Go Sarah" shirts came racing up.

    One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the
    bear's chest. The other two men pulled the semiconscious
    Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats,
    the three loggers finished off the bear.

    Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed
    of their pickup truck.

    The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat
    in the back seat of their pickup.

    As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them
    over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!"
    he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter
    hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
    environmental activists, but now I've seen
    with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies,
    "Who the heck was that guy?"

    "That was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct
    contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

    "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all
    wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!
    By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to
    go back to California and get another one?"
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