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Bear Hunting

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by avery53, May 8, 2013.

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  1. avery53

    avery53 Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Northern Michigan
    Bear Hunting
    The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains
    of Alaska. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile
    when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He
    found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a Vote for Obama
    hat and a Save the Trees shirt. The man was screaming and struggling
    frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the
    grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing
    Go Sarah shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug
    right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the
    semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball
    bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged
    the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other
    tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him.
    "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed.
    "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and
    Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?"

    "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact
    with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

    "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he
    doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still
    alive or do we need to go back to Chicago and get another one?"
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    LMAO Excellent!
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