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Basic differences between Republicans and Dem

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by jbmi, Jan 7, 2008.

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  1. jbmi

    jbmi Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    NW Michigan
    Republicans support tax cuts because they think money belongs to the people who earn it (usually them); Democrats claim tax cuts are “giveaways to the rich” because they think all money belongs to the government (usually run by them).

    Republicans like hunting, NASCAR and football; Democrats prefer soccer, women’s gymnastics and figure skating.

    Republicans think the biggest threats to world peace are Islamic terrorists, North Korea and Iran; Democrats think the biggest threats to world peace are Republicans.

    Republican heroes are Robert E. Lee, George S. Patton and Ronald Reagan; Democratic heroes are the Clintons, Mohandas Gandhi and the French.

    Republicans favor school choice because they want everyone to get a good education; Democrats oppose it because they want everyone to get the same bad public education.

    Republicans drink Jim Beam, singlemalt scotch and beer (except for those in their evangelical wing, who don’t drink devil rum at all); Democrats lean toward wine and bottled water.

    Republicans want every household to have a gun, preferably three or four; Democrats want to take guns out of every household.

    Republicans want to ban abortion, even in cases of rape and incest; Democrats want abortion on demand at taxpayer expense, even in the last trimester.

    Republican politicians want to privatize Social Security, even if it means throwing gramps out in the snow;

    Democrats want to preserve it as is even if it goes broke and everyone gets thrown out in the snow.

    Republicans want prayer in public schools while Democrats want to keep prayer out of schools and all other public places.

    Republicans want to torture and then execute the terrorists at Guantanamo; Democrats want to release them and provide compensation for their distress. Republicans’ favorite government building is the Pentagon; the Democrats’ is the United Nations.

    Republicans drive SUVs, pickups and BMWs; Democrats drive Volvos, hybrids and little cars with “Think globally, act locally” and “Impeach Bush” bumper stickers.

    Republicans shop at Wal-Mart and like it; Democrats shop at Wal-Mart and hate it.

    Republicans’ favorite holiday is the Fourth of July; the Democrats favor Bastille Day.

    Republicans think poverty is caused by bad character and stupidity; Democrats think it is caused by Republicans.

    Republicans’ favorite movies are “Die Hard,” “Rambo” and anything with John Wayne; Democrats’ favorite movies are “Tootsie,” “Sideways” and anything by Michael Moore.

    Republicans think Ronald Reagan should be on Mount Rushmore; Democrats think George W. Bush should be in jail.

    Republicans think the ideal society was America before the New Deal; Democrats think the ideal society was Woodstock.

    Republicans want everyone to pay for their own medical care; Democrats want everyone to pay for someone else’s medical care.

    Republicans listen to Frank Sinatra and country; Democrats listen to rap and Jackson Browne.

    Republicans want color-blind public policies; Democrats want public policy to sort everyone by color.

    Republicans think global warming means more nice days at the golf course; Democrats think it means the end of the Earth.

    Republicans own German shepherds and black Labs; Democrats love cats.

    Republicans pray for victory over our enemies; Democrats pray for a peace mission headed by Jimmy Carter.

    Republicans think judges should interpret the Constitution the way James Madison intended; Democrats think judges should interpret the Constitution any way they want, so long as the results are liberal.

    Republicans want to extend the death penalty to more crimes; Democrats want to give every criminal a nice, big hug.

    Republican politicians want tort reform because they get campaign money from businessmen who pay the cost of frivolous lawsuits; Democratic politicians oppose tort reform because they get campaign money from trial lawyers who make money from frivolous lawsuits.

    Republicans think the focus of evil in the modern world is communism; Democrats think the focus of evil in the modern world is Dick Cheney.
  2. smokerz

    smokerz TS Member

    Sep 12, 2007
    **Democrats think the focus of evil in the modern world is Dick Cheney.**

    And they're correct.
  3. Jim101

    Jim101 Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Knob Noster, Mo
    WoW what a revelation. I didn't know Democrats had evolved to the level of conscious thought.

  4. JBrooks

    JBrooks TS Member

    Nov 6, 2006
    Right Jim,

    For Democrats "think" should be changed to "are told".
  5. highflyer

    highflyer TS Member

    Feb 1, 2006
    I do get so sick of Dems glorifying Woodstock. Their moment of glory, the moment in time that defined the modern Democratic party. A bunch of drugged out naked people living in the mud and their own sh*t.
  6. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    One wants to screw you and other wants to make it taxable!
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