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Barack Obama is for banning all guns in America

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by NJFlyer, Oct 28, 2008.

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  1. NJFlyer

    NJFlyer Member

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    I don't care who you are or what you believe in, this is funny.

    Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate,
    is for banning all guns in America .
    He is considered by those who have dealt with him
    as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.
    At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas ,
    he asked the audience for total quiet.
    Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds,
    holding the audience in total silence.
    Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands together,
    a child in America dies from gun violence. '
    Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the quiet and said:
    ''Well, dumb-ass, stop clapping!'
     
  2. Michael Jobe

    Michael Jobe TS Member

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    I've heard the same stupid joke before, except it was Bono and every time he clapped his hands a child in Africa died.

    ~Michael
     
  3. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Clap harder and faster!!

    Curt
     
  4. hoggy

    hoggy TS Member

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    Obama has been known to use other peoples material. Fidel Castro and Hitler are a couple that comes to mind.
     
  5. birdogs

    birdogs TS Member

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    Theren is a very good reason for this. Obama is advised by his Internal Security Forces chief, Colin Powell, that it would make it safer for his troops to enforce the edicts comming from the White House. There is no problem with this since the only casualty would be American freedom which went away with Obama's election anyway!
     
  6. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

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    How have so many Americans been blinded by Obamaism? It is unbelieveable. Are there really that many of you that are that ignorant? Scary. Heaven help our children and theirs if HUSSEIN wins. Wake up people.
    VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    Shootem... i guess they will be imported like everything else is.. thats a terrible thing...
     
  8. WesleyB

    WesleyB Well-Known Member

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    Shootem... i guess they will be imported like everything else is.. thats a terrible thing...
     
  9. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Obama will ban guns! He will appoint three Supreme Court Justices as they retire and that will be the beginning of the end of our guns. No maybe about it, it will happen. Goose2 is one of a few on here to ignorant to realize this fact!
     
  10. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Goose your logic is impeccable as always. Totally impeccably flawed.

    In the case of a Democrat win, no more Democrat votes are needed.

    Stay home, you're going to win anyway, why waste the time. You could load shells instead.

    Or help wifey with the chores.

    Don't the toilets need cleaning?

    HM
     
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