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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel,
    > found him, resting on the seventh day.
    > He inquired, 'Where have you been?'
    > God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
    > clouds, 'Look, Michael. Look what I've made.'
    > Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, 'What is it?'
    > 'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put Life on it. I'm going
    > to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance.'
    > 'Balance?' inquired Michael, 'I'm still confused.'
    > God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. 'For example,
    > northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
    > while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a
    > continent of white people, a nd over there is a continent of black
    > people. Balance in all things.'
    > God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be
    > extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in
    > ice.'
    > The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
    > area and said, 'What's that one?'
    > 'That's Washington State , the most glorious place on earth. There
    > are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests,
    > hills, and plains. The people from Washington State are going to
    > be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going
    > to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking,
    > high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
    > diplomats, carriers of peace, and producers of software.'
    > Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, 'But what
    > about balance, God? You said there would be balance.'
    > God smiled as he said, 'There is another Washington . Wait till
    > you see the idiots I put there.'
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