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"Ask Mike" (humor)

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by crusha, Aug 30, 2009.

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  1. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    "Dear Mike,



    I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter. I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbor's daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.


    Can you please help?



    Sincerely, Sheila"

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    "Dear Sheila:



    Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.



    I hope this helps,



    Mike..."
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    I've insulted Ted Kennedy and the Unions - might as well recycle tired jokes everybody has heard too...
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Buzz, you couldn't save anything low enough to insult Kennedy or the unions. Bulge.
     
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