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Are you looking old?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Feb 6, 2008.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    >> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
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    >> THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
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    >> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
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    >> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,
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    >> WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
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    >> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH
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    >> THE SAME NAME THAT HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS
    >> AGO.
    >> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
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    >> BACK THEN?
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    >> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
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    >> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FA CE WAS WAY
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    >> TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
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    >> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN
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    >> PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
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    >> "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
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    >> "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
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    >> HE ANSWERED , "IN 19 67. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
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    >> "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.
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    >> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED,
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    >> FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BEECH ASKED.
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    >> "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
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