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Are you a demorat, Republican or a Texan

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Trab, Jun 12, 2009.

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  1. Trab

    Trab TS Member

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    Here is a little test that will help you
    decide


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    and two small children. Suddenly, a terrorist with a huge
    knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
    obscenities, raises the knife, and charges at
    you.


    You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert
    shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
    family.


    What do you do?
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    Democrat's Answer

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the
    question!


    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?


    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to
    attack?


    Could we run away?


    What does my wife think? What about the
    kids?


    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
    knife out of his hand?


    What does the law say about this
    situation?


    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into
    it?


    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of
    message does this send to society and to my
    children?


    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing
    me?


    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content
    just to wound me?


    If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family
    get away while he was stabbing me?


    Should I call 9-1-1 ?


    Why is this street so deserted?


    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make
    this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such
    behavior.


    This is all so confusing!


    I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to
    come to a consensus.


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    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



    Texan's Answer:




    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click....
    (sounds
    of reloading)


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click


    Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy!
    Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow
    Points?”


    Son: “You got him, Pop! Can I
    shoot the next one?”


    Wife: “You
    are not taking
    that to the taxidermist.”
     
  2. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    They are Federal frangibles. :D
     
  3. W.P.T.

    W.P.T. TS Member

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    I guess I'm more of a Texan but with Republican tendancies ... I was aksed once why I shot 15 times and I said, because I ran out of bullets ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  4. Trab

    Trab TS Member

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    I believe in lead poison,
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... (sounds of reloading)

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
     
  5. Leo

    Leo Well-Known Member

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    I am a Texan, but I would have to settle for a single shot to the head. The socialists, I mean politicians, have the country so messed up you cannot hardly get any ammo, and if you can find any, you cannot afford it. Heck, even .38 reloads are over 50 cents a shot, when you can get them.
     
  6. gun fitter

    gun fitter TS Member

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    American.

    How do I know he is a terrorist? It wouldn't matter!

    I would place myself between the perp and others.

    Should he make any aggressive moves within 10 feet he would suffer the following.

    1 Cross carotid and jugular slice transecting the trachea.

    2. Instantaneous spike to the temple with my razor sharp ken onion.

    All would occur with in .30-.40 of a second.

    I would hope someone would have it on video so it could be posted on U-tube.

    Joe
     
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