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Another old but cute joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Don-mx3, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Don-mx3

    Don-mx3 Well-Known Member

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    ARE YOU A PILOT? I THOUGHT I WAS...


    You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are,
    then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!




    An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked,
    Are you a real pilot?
    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?


    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
    The two sat sipping in silence.


    A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
    "Are you a real pilot?"


    He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
     
  2. CharlieAMA

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    LMAO. That's a good one.
     
  3. redcorn

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    Heard the same one . With a cowboy.
     
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  4. 9manfan

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    LOL....thats a good one.....
     
  5. big kahuna

    big kahuna Well-Known Member

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    If that's what it means I got the pilot beat. I've been a lesbian since I was about 14.
    George
     
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  6. PatMiles

    PatMiles Well-Known Member

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    14! Why so late?
     
  7. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    Ditto on the Cowboy joke as well. break em all Jeff
     
  8. CactusJW

    CactusJW Well-Known Member

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    I think I was a lesbian about the 4th grade.
    jack mc
     
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  9. Mr. Pump Gun

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    lol! Good One!
     
  10. 2500 HD

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    To add one.
    John O'Really raised his beer at the pub and said "Here's to me spending every day of my life, between the legs of my wife!!!" The whole bar cheered and voted John with the best toast of the night.
    John came home and told his wife "Mary I got voted best toast of the night at the pub last night." Mary said. "Oh what did you say John?" John replied " I raised my beer and said here's to me spending every day the rest of my life next to my wife in church!!!" She said " Awe that was mighty nice of you John."
    The next day Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies getting groceries. He told Mary that John had a pretty interesting toast at the pub last night. Mary replied " yeah surprised myself John hasn't been there but twice in the last 4 years. First time he fell asleep and the 2nd time I had to pull on his ears to get him to come!!!"
     
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