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Another April Fools Joke, Belated

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Apr 3, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    Defense Attorney:
    Will you please state your age?

    Little Old Lady:
    I am 71 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

    Little Old Lady:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
    When a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me..

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little Old Lady:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little Old Lady:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little Old Lady:
    His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little Old Lady:
    Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little Old Lady:
    Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' and ran off .
    And that's when I shot him ............ the little bastard.
     
  2. Smiley

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    More dangerous than an angry bear or a raging wild bull,a woman spurned
     
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