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And God created Virginia

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  1. bigbore613

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    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
    him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
    "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"


    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to
    call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
    northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth,
    while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed
    a continent of white skinned people, and over there is a continent
    of black skinned people. Balance in all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
    extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
    in ice."


    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
    land area and said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There
    are beautiful mountains, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills,
    and plains. The people from Virginia are going to be handsome,
    modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the
    world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving,
    carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
    what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "Not too far from Virginia is Washington, DC.
    Just wait until you see the idiots I put there,
    Jeff
     
  2. Baber

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    Don't you know that D.C. stands for...

    Disneyland Central
     
  3. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    I thought it stood for "Dysfunctional Cronies".
     
  4. bigbore613

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    "Da Crooks" Jeff
     
  5. Oscar Ray

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    DC stands for D***head C***breaths
     
  6. likes-to-shoot

    likes-to-shoot Well-Known Member

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    At first I didn't notice the "r" and thought this was going to be a doozie of a thread.lol
     
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    LTS-shame on you, me too Lee
     
  8. Porcupine

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    I thought this thread may have been about an old girlfriend, Virginia Pipeline!

    LA in MA
     
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