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All-Girl Biker Bar

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  1. WS-1

    WS-1 Well-Known Member

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    An old, blind Marine Gunnery Sergeant wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

    He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Marine, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things;

    1. The Bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy-club.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is a blond and a professional weight lifter.

    5. The lady to your right is a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Marine...do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

    The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times....."
  2. charleyj10

    charleyj10 TS Member

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    oh, that is good!

    Charlie
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Well-Known Member

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    That was a real good one. Thanks, Mike
  4. Don Steele

    Don Steele Active Member

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    SEMPER-FI...!!!!
    OO-Rah.
  5. Setterman

    Setterman Well-Known Member

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    Excellant!
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