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Alittle country music---funny

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jan 25, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    Click the link and sing along. A little off color.BE SURE to click on denim & lace at the bottom of the words to the song. There is a lot of good music there.


    ~ The Big One ~


    It was a hot Sunday mornin'
    Middle of July
    The choir was a singin'
    'Bout the sweet by and by

    Everybody was a swayin'
    And sweatin' in the heat
    We all bowed our heads down
    As the preacher took his seat

    My sister and my brother
    Stood next to my mother
    In the quiet at the close of the verse
    That's when daddy cut the big one
    At the Horn Lake Mississippi
    Missionary Baptist Church

    My sister rolled her eyes back
    My brother bit his lip
    My cousin just behind us
    Whispered, "Hey, who let it rip?"

    I stuck my face in my shirtsleeve
    Stared down at my shoes
    Lord, you could hear a pin drop
    As we stood there in the pew
    Heads were turnin', eyes were burnin'

    Momma stuck her nose in her purse
    After daddy cut the big one
    At the Horn Lake Mississippi
    Missionary Baptist Church

    He cut the big one
    It was a stinker
    Then he broke the silence
    With a snicker
    And us kids started laughin'
    'Til I thought we was all gonna burst
    After daddy cut the big one
    At the Horn Lake Mississippi
    Missionary Baptist Church

    He said, "The devil made me do it"
    Momma said it was the liverwurst
    And that's why daddy cut the big one
    At the Horn Lake Mississippi
    Missionary Baptist Church

    Performed by
    Confederate Railroad
     
  2. Easystreet

    Easystreet Well-Known Member

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    Thanks. Good for a laugh.

    Easystreet
     
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