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Airport Screening Stats.......

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by bgf, May 19, 2012.

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  1. bgf

    bgf Active Member

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    January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Dept. Of Homeland Security

    Terrorists Discovered.....0

    Transvestites.....133

    Hernias.....1,485

    Hemorrhoid Cases.....3,172

    Enlarged Prostates.....8,249

    Breast Implants.....59,350

    Natural Blondes.....3


    It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives had no balls.
     
  2. crusha

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    I didn't realize Mrs. Keet traveled that much.
     
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