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airport patter-downers: what if you could choose?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by quartering, Nov 18, 2010.

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  1. quartering

    quartering Active Member

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    what if you had a choice between the federal pat down line for free or the hooters pat down upgrade for 2 bucks?
    which would you opt for? wouldn't that pretty much solve the problem?
     
  2. no5shooter

    no5shooter Member

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    Ha! I like the way you think. Yup, I got two bucks...
     
  3. capvan

    capvan Active Member

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    What is the hooters pat down upgrade? I don't get out much...

    cap
     
  4. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Passengers objecting would have to go to the Rosie O'Donell Special Office for a private screening.

    HM
     
  5. Russ-in-Pa

    Russ-in-Pa Well-Known Member

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    If you enjoy the pat-down, should you give the agent a tip??
     
  6. short shucker

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    If it's only $2, I'm going through twice. LOL.

    ss
     
  7. thomaslea1

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    You might miss your flight with all the long lines at those stations. The shortest lines would be the ones with Janet Reno, Ruth Bader Ginsberg and of course, Nancy herself. For the gals there'll be the Bill Clinton line.
     
  8. 320090T

    320090T Well-Known Member

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    If the Hooters patterdowner is scantily clothed and a guy refuses to go through her line..... yep, he must be a terrorist.
     
  9. neofight

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    He might not be a terrorist, but he could be Barney Frank.
     
  10. letts

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    I will give you five minutes to quit that!



    J.L.
     
  11. Dickgshot

    Dickgshot Well-Known Member

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    Why do you think I'm carrying a gun?
     
  12. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Unless it's nude lap dancers doing the pat down, screw it, I'm taking Amtrak.
     
  13. oldgahchamp

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    Why are Government officials and Muslims exempt?? Not all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslim.
     
  14. PerazziBigBore

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    I think the whole nation should NOT fly for a day or two in protest..If a Muslim does not need to be screened..what's all this about.. The last dozen or so acts of violence in the air were all Muslim.. Why the free pass to do it again..???

    I also agree most of TSA is but 1 job away from flipping burgets..but that's not half as much fun as giving a non Afro American a hard time.. i remember when I was bringing my dying mother to Texas for help with her cancer..the raking over we got.. Yes.. a 67 year old lady with a wheelchair.. weighing about 85 pounds and 5'8" tall with her hair falling out.. What a threat??? Yet.. a Muslim can just walk thru????

    Today,I fly as little as possible.. They talk about saving jobs.. Wait till America wakes up.. I guess next we'll see a bailout for the airlines..

    Ok.. I'll calm down.. All Good.. Mike
     
  15. Old Cowboy

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    I'll maybe think they're getting serious about security when they start allowing the pilots to pack heat. Until then it's all a dog & pony show.

    John C. Saubak
     
  16. dverna

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    Does it come with a "happy ending"?

    Don Verna
     
  17. OldGoat

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    I'm waiting for a news report about some exhibitionist showing up with nothing on under his/her trench coat. Regards, Ed
     
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