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AIn't it the truth...

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by atashooter, Apr 16, 2009.

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  1. atashooter

    atashooter Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    My daughter emailed me this, I thought it was cute...

    Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine
    Master Gunnery Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq .

    The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last
    request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

    Katie Couric said,

    'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.'

    The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken.
    Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

    Charlie Gibson said, 'I'm living in ' New York , so I'd like to hear the
    song, The Moon and Me, one last time.'

    The terrorist leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western
    world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played
    the song.

    Gibson was satisfied.

    Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe,
    someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.'
    The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams
    dictated his comments.

    He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

    The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final

    'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine.

    'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

    'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the

    So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass.

    The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
    from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
    confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he
    slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took, sprayed the
    rest of the terrorists killing another 11. In a flash, all of them were
    either dead or fleeing for their lives.

    As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson, and Williams, they asked him, 'Why
    didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to
    kick you in the ass?'

    'What?' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was
    the aggressor....?

    Semper Fi!
  2. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Very good!

  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
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