1. Attention: We have put together a thread with tips and a tutorial video to help with using the new software. Please take a moment to check out the thread here: Trapshooters.com Tutorial & Help Video.
    Dismiss Notice

Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jerbear, Nov 1, 2008.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    3,588
    <a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Jerbear1098/Political/?action=view&current=Columbo.jpg" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>

    Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, sir. Um . . . know you are busy and important and stuff. I mean running for president is very important and . . . ah . . .. I hate to bother you. I will only take a minute ok, sir?
    See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
    Hey, you have a nice place here! The wife sees houses like this on TV all the time and says boy she wishes she had digs like this you know? Is that painting real? Really? Wow. I saw something like that in a museum once!
    Oh, sorry sir. I didn't mean to get off the track. So if you could just help me out a minute and give me some details, I will get right out of your way. I want to close this case and maybe take the wife to Coney Island or something. Ever been to Coney Island ? No, I didn't think so. ..
    Well, listen, anyway's, I can't seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be 'locked' or 'not available'. I'm sure it's just some oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are . . . I . . . I . . . have them written down here somewhere . . . oh wait. Sorry about the smears. It was raining out. I'll just read it to you.
    Could you help me please find these things, sir?


    1. Occidental College records -- Not released

    2. Columbia College records -- Not released

    3. Columbia Thesis paper -- 'not available'

    4. Harvard College records -- Not released

    5. Selective Service Registration -- Not released

    6. Medical records -- Not released

    7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- 'not available'

    8. Law practice client list -- Not released

    9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Not released

    10. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Not released

    11. Harvard Law Review articles published -- None

    12. University of Chicago scholarly articles -- None

    13. Your Record of baptism-- Not released or 'not available'

    14. Your Illinois State Senate records--'not available'


    Oh hey . . listen! I know you are busy! Is this too much for you now? I mean tell you what. I will come back tomorrow. Give you some time to get these things together, you know? I mean, I know you are busy, so I will just let myself out. I will be back tomorrow. And the day after. .


    'Who wants to know these things' asks Senator Obama?
    Columbo answered:



    'THE PEOPLE OF THE U.S.A. ......YOU KNOW, THE ONES THAT THINK ABOUT WHO THEY VOTE FOR'.




    Just wondering..... Jerbear
     
  2. Bird30

    Bird30 TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    425
    Jerbear you left out his Aunt who was here on a Visa that has expired but she is still here and no one in his campain want's to talk about it. I think they don't know what the word illegal or the freedom of information means.

    Dave
     
  3. nipper

    nipper TS Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2007
    Messages:
    1,502
    Go Obama

    Bill
     
  4. Pass103

    Pass103 TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    226
    Go Obama, is right go back to where you crawled out of.
     
  5. jakearoo

    jakearoo Active Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2006
    Messages:
    1,652
    You know, old stories, old replays on TV, old jokes and old news are a bit dull.
     
  6. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2008
    Messages:
    255
    Jerry in MI....if he changes one uninformed, ignorant person's vote, then it is worth it. You folks better listen up....this is serious stuff. HUSSEIN (aka Barry, aka Barack) is dangerous.

    VOTE REPUBLICAN OR WATCH THIS COUNTRY BE RUINED.
     
  7. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2008
    Messages:
    255
    There must have been a typo in the subject line...Mr....he is not a Mr.
     
  8. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    3,588
    win1911sl, this is for those who want to copy and paste these things to send out to the uninformed. like this lady

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/381gFG4Crr8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/381gFG4Crr8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    The brain dead need not vote...


    Jerbear
     
  9. hoggy

    hoggy TS Member

    Joined:
    May 9, 2006
    Messages:
    1,261
    roflmao and than crying my eyes out. Sheesh! What ignorance. And people really believe that crap......
     
  10. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    3,588
    hoggy, this the mentality of his voters. He is the savior and the gas company.

    hahahahahahaha... I'm locked and loaded for the riots here in Detroit, come Nov.5th when McCain is announced the winner.


    Jerbear
     
  11. Bob Hawkes

    Bob Hawkes Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    3,906
    Jerbear, I sure hope you right! If O'Bama makes it, I'm afraid it's the end of America as we have known it. These people don't have a clue of what they are asking for. GOD BLESS AMERICA!! Good luck and GOD Bless, Bob
     
  12. Bird30

    Bird30 TS Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 1998
    Messages:
    425
    goose2 it is not over till the fat lady sings. As per your name you are full of it. You must have brown eyes.

    Dave
     
  13. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2008
    Messages:
    255
    goose...you just flat out suck. As if being ignorant wasn't enough........
     
  14. ShawnaTX

    ShawnaTX TS Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2008
    Messages:
    255
    IF and I mean IF HUSSEIN wins, then I guess we can plan on finding goose in church next Sunday with HUSSEIN and the lovely Rev. Wright. Safe to assume that you condone that kind of crap since you support him. Maybe his illegal auntie can join you, too.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.