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A womans view on why men are always happy!!

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  1. trap41

    trap41 TS Member

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    WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

    This little writing was sent to me from my friend Teresa.


    Men Are Just Happier People.

    What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. A wedding dress costs $5000 and a tux rental is $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. They are in one mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes, and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier.

    Posted for the women who can handle it and the men who will enjoy reading it.

    Trap 41
     
  2. cableguy

    cableguy TS Member

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    Soooo true!
     
  3. shutnlar

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    Is this a complaint or just the facts Ma'am? LOL

    Larry
     
  4. ec90t

    ec90t Guest

    And the problem with it is?

    ec90t
     
  5. bcnu

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    That is not exactly true. It only takes 25 minutes to get those Christmas gifts if we have to go to more than one place. Otherwise about 15 minutes flat. (personal best) John
     
  6. hoggy

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    You're wrong about the shoes though. New ones hurt our feet too. lol
     
  7. Rollin Oswald

    Rollin Oswald Active Member

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    Fantastic!

    If Teresa wrote it, any number of magazines would be eager to publish and pay for it.

    Rollin
     
  8. joe kuhn

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    John's right. If you get everybody the same Christmas gift, 15 minutes is ample time. It takes some thought though. I once got everybody kitchen fire extinguishers. Find the store on line before you get in the car. 15, 16 copies and you're done.
     
  9. W.P.T.

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    Then we get Married and all of that changes, go figure ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  10. need to shoot more

    need to shoot more Active Member

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    we do not get a pass for being miserible the week before the week during and the week after ask my wife and my two daughters all good luvem to death
     
  11. maclellan1911

    maclellan1911 TS Member

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    Men are Happy knowing women are not. I drive my wife crazy 'couse nothing bothers me, not even her.
     
  12. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    It's very easy to make a man unhappy...borrow one of his favorite tools out of the garage and don't return it until after he needs it.
     
  13. maclellan1911

    maclellan1911 TS Member

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    the good tools aint in the shed! locked up nice some where.
     
  14. trap41

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    Teri is here, were getting back together.
     
  15. Jerry944t

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    Devi, it's very difficult to borrow a man's favorite tool. You may utilize it at times but borrow.... well, I don't think so.

    BTW are you going to Elysburg this weekend? Where do you hang, I'd like to meet you in person.

    Cheers,

    Jerry
     
  16. Jerbear

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    Devi, some guys you can't get near his favorite tool because his hand is always on it. Don't you watch MTV? yo yo yo !!!!



    rappin Jerbear
     
  17. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Jerry, trailer lot 31. But we'll be shooting and in the clubhouse during the day. :)

    C U there!
     
  18. Pony Keg

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    Women get fewer speeding tickets. Have less hair on thier backs, I hope.
     
  19. Jennifer

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    Men are always happy? That's news to me, LOL!

    Jennifer
     
  20. trap41

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    Men are always happy, sometimes.
     
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