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A woman of 10 husbands?

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by g7777777, Sep 24, 2007.

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  1. g7777777

    g7777777 TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Jan 29, 1998
    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
    gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
    ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
    out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
    wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
    the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
    wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was...........
    God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
    This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
  2. Tripod

    Tripod Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Iowa man!!
    the truth!!
  3. Hipshot 3

    Hipshot 3 TS Member

    Sep 14, 2007
    GN.....You got me rolling on the floor! That was GOOD!
  4. g7777777

    g7777777 TS Supporters TS Supporters

    Jan 29, 1998
    Why does the stamp collector always come out so well in these stories?
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