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A woman of 10 husbands?

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  1. g7777777

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    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be
    gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
    ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with
    me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
    out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
    wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
    the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
    wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was...........
    God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

    "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"..
    This time I KNOW I'M gonna get
    SCREWED."
     
  2. Tripod

    Tripod Well-Known Member

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    Iowa man!!
    the truth!!
     
  3. Hipshot 3

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    GN.....You got me rolling on the floor! That was GOOD!
     
  4. g7777777

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    Why does the stamp collector always come out so well in these stories?
     
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