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A Woman is a Mans best friend...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Luckyman, May 10, 2011.

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  1. Luckyman

    Luckyman Active Member

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    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and
    never let him down.

    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad
    day.

    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live
    without fear and regret.

    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most
    intimate desires.

    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in
    the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive and
    invincible. . .

    No wait...I'm sorry...

    I'm thinking of beer.

    That's what beer does...

    Never mind.
     
  2. hoot619

    hoot619 Member

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    You were doing real well until the last 4 sentence's. Just maybe you haven't a wife that treats you good or you just don't appreciate her. Ken U.
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    God is great Godi is good let us thank him for this beer Amen!
     
  4. Luckyman

    Luckyman Active Member

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    Hey Ken....FYI....It was a joke!
     
  5. hoot619

    hoot619 Member

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    Luckyman , After I sent this off I was wondering. You have to remember that
    I am a certified Finnish genius and can do nothing wrong. It is best that you don't ask the wife or so called friends of mine for their opinions of (said) genius. Ken U.
     
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