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A wish to live forever. Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Feb 12, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    A Wish To Live Forever


    I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!" "Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their asses!"

    "You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
     
  2. Bob Hawkes

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    Bulger has no end to them. Second thought, was the fairy speaking to you?? :)
     
  3. Auctioneer

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    LOL Thats a good one. LOL
     
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