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A student received a 0% on a test, not fair?

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  1. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Hello:
    I would have given this student a score of 100%.
    Steve

    STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

    Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
    * his last battle.

    Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
    * at the bottom of the page.

    Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
    * liquid.

    Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
    * marriage.

    Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
    * exams.

    Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    * Lunch & dinner.

    Q7. What looks like half an apple?
    * The other half.

    Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    * It will simply become wet.

    Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
    * No problem, he sleeps at night.

    Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand...

    Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
    * Very large hands!

    Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
    * No time at all, the wall is already built.

    Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    I got an F on a social studies exam.

    The essay question was: "It is 1933 and Hitler has just come to power. You are a Jewish baker. What are you going to do?"

    I wrote, "I'd stop making bagels and start baking German chocolate cake."
     
  3. senior smoke

    senior smoke Well-Known Member

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    Brian:
    That's a good one.
    Steve
     
  4. BigDave1200

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    all his answers were correct!
     
  5. copper

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    A PLUS
     
  6. SeldomShoots

    SeldomShoots Active Member

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    As the old saying goes. It's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think.

    John
     
  7. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Once answered "What are peasants in Mexico called?" I answered Mexicans and got credit for my answer. The answer the teach was looking for was "peons". I think this answer should have gotten credit provided the student really knew how to solve for x. Come to think of it, why doesn't it say "solve" for x?
     
  9. Big Jack

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    Most teachers would have called him a smart ass. I think he was thinking "outside the box" and will someday be a politican.

    Big Jack
     
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