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A strange sense of humour.... MIne

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by superxjeff, Jan 24, 2008.

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  1. superxjeff

    superxjeff Well-Known Member

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    A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.

    He began his day with an 8 Lb walleye on the
    first cast and a 7 Lb on the second. On the third cast he had just caught
    his first ever walleye over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.

    It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
    accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

    The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be
    there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was
    shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.

    He decided to get in a couple of more casts before heading to the hospital
    He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a
    stringer like he'd never seen, with 3 walleye over 10 pounds. He was
    jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.


    Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor
    and asked about his wife's condition.

    The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your
    fishing trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were
    out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the pond your wife has been
    languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished
    because it will be more than likely the last fishing trip you ever take!'

    'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll
    be her care giver forever!'

    The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

    The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just screwing with ya. She's dead.
    What'd you catch?
     
  2. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    ROTFLMAO!

    Good one Jeff.
     
  3. AJ100

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    Outfrigginstanding

    Some might say that was sick, but they will all be telling it at work tomorrow.

    AJ100
     
  4. TommyTEREX

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    Loved it. LMAO

    Tom R.
     
  5. superxjeff

    superxjeff Well-Known Member

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    The credit belongs to Old One Eye as he forwarded the joke to me. He sends me some real knee slappers but this one took the cake as far as I was concerned. It's just plain horrible but you just can't help but smile... HA_HA LOL Jeff
     
  6. finger

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    I'll be repeating that one to all my fishing friends. Thanks Jeff. Do you fish for Walleye on the left coast? bob finger
     
  7. superxjeff

    superxjeff Well-Known Member

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    The next record will come from the Columbia River they say. I have never caught so many nice Walleys as when fishing in the Columbia. The indians have netted some over 30 pounds they say. I usually fish for Sturgeon but sometimes we fish for them. Jeff
     
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