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A short bedtime story.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by John Galt, Nov 2, 2011.

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  1. John Galt

    John Galt TS Member

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    Yikes it's Mrs. Keet.
     
  2. GW22

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    She gives good headache :p

    -Gary
     
  3. BILL GRILL

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    Vern, That's priceless. Looks like my ex wives!
     
  4. Don Rackley

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    she has eaten.......



    wait for it..........




    Wedding Cake!
     
  5. Setterman

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    She's telling him he is No#1 in their relationship!
     
  6. WS-1

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    John Galt,

    Nah, that can't be Mrs. Keet. Her old man is out doing the wild thing with the Tea Party District Rep.

    And furthermore, what man in his right mind would want to get in bed with her?
     
  7. shannon391

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    Reminds me of hallway sex, pass each other in the morning and flip the bird.
     
  8. BigBadBob

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    About 2 months after my wife and I were married(23 years ago) I woke up about 3:00 am with her poking me in the lower back with the broom handle. I asked her what she was doing. She replied,"Now you know what it feels like in the middle of the night!!"
     
  9. Shooting Jack

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    BBB, Now that was funny. People are going to be looking at me funny as everytime I think of this I'm going to crack up. LOL Jackie B.
     
  10. APrice

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    Bob, that wasn't a broom handle, it was a wet noodle.
     
  11. BigBadBob

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    No... I know what a broom handle looks like. My Dad used to use one on my head when I made stupid comments like yours, APrice. LOL
     
  12. APrice

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    Well...23 years ago I had a broom handle too...more like a wet noodle now.

    Some old fella told me one time that when he was young his fingers were flexible and his pecker was stiff, but now his fingers are stiff and...well you know the rest.
     
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    53 years old, married 24 years and still gets so hard... a cat couldn't scratch it. No help from the pills either. Hell, last night I had such a good one there wasn't enough skin left to close my eyes!!! LOL
     
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    I had a boss once that used to say that he had been doing it so long with a limp dxxx that he could row a boat with a rope. Now I know what he meant.
     
  15. Recoil Sissy

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    I'm reminded of a senior friend who announced that after 40 years of marriage he and his wife had finally achieved sexual compatibility. Now he isn't interested either.
     
  16. 4EVRYOUNG

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    GotBass That is funny. Freind say's he can shoot pool with a rope same idea.
     
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