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A sad passing

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by N. J. BOB, Mar 16, 2011.

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  1. N. J. BOB

    N. J. BOB Active Member

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    Please join me in remembering a great Icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Birn and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later lift was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times,he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Dougboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
     
  2. Tron

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    May he rest in crust.
     
  3. calldan

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    Nice!
     
  4. Coyote 270

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    I am sorry, I just couldn't resist. I remember when this first came out and Pillsbury made them pull it, but now I see it is back.
     
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  6. N. J. BOB

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