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A responsible Texan

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by steele, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. steele

    steele TS Member

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    A Responsible Texan


    While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

    Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

    If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

    Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security .

    It is now 4 PM, both men have drowned, and neither authority has responded as I requested.

    I'm beginning to think..................... I have wasted two stamps...!
     
  2. John Galt

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    har har har- that was a good un.
     
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