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A polish loan. Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Polish Loan:



    A Polish guy walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Poland on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.



    The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Polish guy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.



    The Polish guy produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.



    Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the "dumb" Polack for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.

    Then the employee of the bank drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.



    Two weeks later, the Polish guy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.



    The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.

    While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire.



    What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'



    The Polish replied: Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'



    Ah, the Polish....Smart cookies

    Bulge.
     
  2. 1atatime

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    A frog walks into a bank and asks to see a loan officer. The loan officer, Patricia Wack, asks what he has for collateral. THe frog pulls out a small porcelain figurine of a frog. She tells him that isn't enough.

    The frog asks to see the manager. The manager inquires about the transaction, and the frog says he wants a loan and the porcelain frog is his collateral.

    The manager then says, [wait for it... its coming]
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    "That's a nick-nack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan".
     
  3. Ahab

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    A snail slithers into a Ferrari showroom and says "I want that one and I want you to paint "S"s all over it!"

    Salesman asks "Why would you paint "S"s all over a Ferrari?"

    Snail says "So when I drive down the street ... people will say " Look at that Escargot!" "
     
  4. LUGNUTZ426

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    I once won a trip to poland. 5 days 2 nights!
     
  5. Ljutic111

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    There was a Polish restuarant in town with a sign "Open 7 day a week , closed Mondays".
     
  6. 2500 HD

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    Sarah Palin got offered $4 million to pose nude for Play Boy....Michelle Obambi is pissed, she only got $75 fron Nat'l geographics!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. 2500 HD

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    Did you know the polish invented the toilet seat........But the Germans blew the hole in it!!!!!!!!!!
     
  8. blade819

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    Ok idiots... I'm Polish and I takle offence to these jokes! period! Save them for your neighbors.

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  9. LUGNUTZ426

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    HOW BOUT THE POLISH LOTTERY. THE PRIZE IS A DOLLAR A YEAR FOR A MILLION YEARS
     
  10. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    I'm Polish and don't care. Keep them coming. Bulge.
     
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    A 2 seater Cesna plane crashed in a cemetery in Poland last night and the Polish Rescue Workers found 315 bodies so far and expect many more by daylight .
     
  12. Ross

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    I'm a Kraut & still enjoy a good joke because I can substitute any nationality I prefer in place of the one used. Ross Puls
     
  13. huntinandhotrods

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    Sorry blade819 - didn't know your were Polish. We will tell the next joke slower!
     
  14. RickN

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    Two acre field with a single cornstalk standing in the middle = Polish corn maze.
     
  15. Carmen

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    How did the Polack break his arm raking leaves????? He fell out of the tree.
     
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    how did he break his back drinking milk??

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    The cow sat down
     
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    What does a Pollock do with his Armies?

    Puts them in his sleevies
     
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    Did you hear about the Polish parachutes that open on impact?

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    The Italians ordered 500,000
     
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    My late bride was 101% Polish.
    Keep the jokes coming... reminds me of the good times...
    ///olde pharte///
     
  20. RickN

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    What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding day?


    A new last name.
     
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