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A Monday Funny

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by pendennis, Oct 20, 2008.

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  1. pendennis

    pendennis Well-Known Member

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    Contrary to popular belief that the economy is in the tank, I just received the following business proposition from a generous soul overseas. While there are those of you who will sit on their hands and fret over sinking IRA's and depleted mutual funds, I will be helping an individual get a start in the United States, and securing for me, a very handsome sum!!!

    <|:)

    Best,
    Dennis

    From. Ms Angela Douglas
    Cote Di voire. West Africa

    Dear One,

    I am introducing my self as Angela Douglas, the only Daughter of late Chief and Mrs Douglas, I wish to request for your assistance in a financial transaction., And I wish to invest in Manufacturing and real estate management in your country.

    I have Nine million Two hundred thousand united states dollars.USD ($9.200, 000) to invest in your country. And I will require your assistance in helping me stand as my late father's foreign business partner who he deposited the consignment on his behalf into the security, the consignment was deposited in Africa and was letter lifted to Europe where the consignment is now under the care of the security company diplomat in Europe. I will be gladly to give you 25% of the total sum for your assistance.

    Please it is very important you contact me immediately for further explanation on the whole entire work plan.

    Awaiting your immediate response
    Thanks and God bless.
    Best Regards
    Angela
     
  2. larryjk

    larryjk Member

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    pendennis, I get this kind of crap all the time. It is a slow week if I don't get at least one a day.
     
  3. awbenz

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    My Uncle Buford left me 20 Million in Africa and they need my bank account number so they can put it int there for me. Sorry I'm getting more than you.
    Allen
     
  4. pendennis

    pendennis Well-Known Member

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    Allen, I'd be more than happy to assist you, for a modest stipend, in investing your new-found wealth.

    My company is Dewey, Wanna, Screwem, & Howe, Trusted Financial Advisers.

    <|:)

    Best,
    Dennis
     
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