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A MODERN PARABLE . .

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by ansvel, Nov 27, 2008.

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  1. ansvel

    ansvel Member

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    A Japanese company (Toyota) and an American company (Ford) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race.

    On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

    The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

    Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

    Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

    They advised, of course, that too many

    people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

    Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents, and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

    They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners, and free pens for the rower There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes, and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

    The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

    Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

    The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

    Sadly, The End.

    Here's something else to think about:
    Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out of the US, claiming they can't make money paying American wages.

    TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US. The last quarter's results:

    TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

    Ford folks are still scratching their heads.

    IF THIS WEREN'T TRUE, IT MIGHT BE FUNNY
     
  2. pendennis

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    ansvel - This canard was old, in the 1970's, when IBM was the butt of it.

    Ford's quality is the statistical equal to Toyota, and they just topped a list with sixteen of the safest vehicles built - DOUBLE that of Toyota.

    Why don't you keep up with the news?

    Dennis
     
  3. ansvel

    ansvel Member

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    Ok, but bottom line is Toyota is doing fine, FORD going down. End of story.
     
  4. bocephus

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    pendennis can't see the forest with all those trees in the way....
     
  5. weagle

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    For the Ford team to be more realistic, it would have union rowers. Half would be on break, a couple retired, some not rowing but being paid anyway and a union steward telling them to quit rowing so hard.

    Weagle
     
  6. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    weagle cracked me up but he is right on. Oh so true and the big execs at the big 3 can't figure it out
     
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