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A little test, are you a Rep, Dem, or Redneck

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by starship, Mar 31, 2008.

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  1. starship

    starship TS Member

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    Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Redneck

    Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


    Democrat's Answer:


    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.




    Republican's Answer:



    BANG!



    Rednecks Answer:



    BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points?

    Son: Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
     
  2. chipking

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    Close but down where I come from it would be.
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading mixed with the sound of 5 shots from wifes 642 S&W) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!(sound of wife speed loading S&W 642) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

    Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-shock hollow points? Mom you were a little low or was that where you were aiming?

    Son: Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: We Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!

    Gotta love a Redneck cause I are one
    --- Chip King ---
     
  3. bigdogtx

    bigdogtx Well-Known Member

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    Just call me Bubba....
     
  4. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Educated Redneck!!!
     
  5. handlepuller

    handlepuller Well-Known Member

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    Republican Marine I guess.

    One shot one kill!
     
  6. BIGbill

    BIGbill TS Member

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    Two in the chest and one in the head.
     
  7. blizzard

    blizzard Active Member

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    I guess I'm just a boring Republican. If I'm an expert shot, why would I bother wasting any more lead than the one round that I just used to make his head resemble a canoe?
     
  8. trap906

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    I are a proud redneck... but probably I wouldn't have shot the whole clip my self, would have took 2 or 3 shots, and let the wife and kids all get a turn to shoot too. after all, ammo is exspensive, and momma taught me to share with the family. anyway, can't be true story cause that raghead wouldn't have been allowed to stay in our town after dark...
     
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