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A little old Jewish man selling ties...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by ysr_racer, Dec 15, 2011.

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  1. ysr_racer

    ysr_racer Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan
    desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find
    water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man
    at a small stand, selling ties...

    The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?
    They are only $25."

    The Taliban shouted, "You Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I
    need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

    "OK," said the little old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do
    not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am
    bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about
    a mile, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold
    water you need. Shalom."

    Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead, and said:

    "You little &$#@%&, your brother won't let me in without a tie....."
  2. GW22

    GW22 Active Member

    Feb 19, 2008
    That joke is even funnier because it contains a grain of truth.

  3. glock22

    glock22 TS Member

    Nov 8, 2011
    Thanks thats good!
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