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a little humor

Discussion in 'For Sale- Members only' started by skeetrap, Mar 26, 2013.

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  1. skeetrap

    skeetrap TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

    Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
    Under any circumstances,
    Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
    The same night!
     
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    AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:

    Never, NEVER, NEVER ,
    Under any circumstances,
    Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
    The same night!
     
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    Never trust a fart after 50 even if you have goog batteries in your hearing aids! Jeff
     
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    I'm noticing that the parts of my body that shouldn't be stiff are, and the parts that should be stiff aren't...
     
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    bigbore613---the definition of a surprise; a fart with a lump in it. LOL
     
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    Three rules for any man:

    Never pass up a chance to pee.
    Never trust a fart.
    Never waste an erection.
     
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    Fact is, you have to be tough to grow old. lol

    Hauxfan!
     
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    If your having a dream about ejaculating or peeing,wake up,,your peeing in bed.


    Doug H.(pa)
     
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    The great thing about growing old is ..."It does not last long" and when you get over the hill "You pick up Speed" ..... Storeman
     
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    I don't buy green bananas anymore because I have to wait 3 days to eat them!


    I was going to join the Optimist Club the other day. I got to their parking lot and then drove away without going in. I figured they would reject my application anyway.
     
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