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A little humor...

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jan 25, 2011.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    I'm probably going to hell for passing this on but I had to do it....


    Getting a hairdryer through customs...

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest
    beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'
    'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

    'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my
    Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm
    afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through
    customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

    'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

    'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'
    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
    The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
    'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'
    The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to
    declare from your waist to the floor?'

    'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which
    is, to date, unused.'
    Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Bulge, you'd better stock up on ice!
     
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