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A little humor for you ladies..Ladies yearly exam.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    My wife sent this one to me.




    LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
    I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

    "How much do you weigh?" she asked.
    "135," I said.
    The nurse put me on the scale.

    It turns out my weight is 180.

    The nurse asked, "Your height?"
    "5 foot 4," I said.
    The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

    She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    She put me on Prozac.

    What a bitch
     
  2. crusha

    crusha TS Member

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    Well...it had potential.
     
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    Happens to us guys too. Ross
     
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    Bulge<<< be careful where your headed here, you know you you get!
     
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