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A little humor----Da-n women drivers

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Feb 21, 2009.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are.

    This morning on the Interstate,I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mphWith her Face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds ! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily.

    But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. ! In all The confusion of tryingTo straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel, It knocked My cell ! Phone Away from my ear Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs! , Splashed, And burned Big Jim and the Twins, Ruined the damn phone, Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call.

    Damn women drivers Bulge
     
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    I was laughing outloud until I heard that Big Jim and the Twins got Burned...Then I damn Near Cried...Da-n Women Drivers...Dale
     
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    We never should have let them vote! As old as you are Bulge I think your responsible.
     
  4. BILL GRILL

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    Jees all this time I thought his name was Fred. LOL
     
  5. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    No sir. It's Jim Johnson. Bulge
     
  6. Bruce Specht

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    Bulge this is all your fault
     
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