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a joke : Only in Alaska

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by capulona, Jul 12, 2011.

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  1. capulona

    capulona TS Member

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man
    answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife",
    said one of the troopers.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.

    The troopers looked at each other.

    One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    news. Which would you like to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found
    your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

    "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.

    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five-pound
    king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging to her, and we feel you
    are entitled to a share in the catch."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the
    great news?"

    The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
     
  2. shot410ga

    shot410ga Well-Known Member

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    Your right, it's an Alaska joke. hohoho
     
  3. Rick Barker

    Rick Barker Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like those people are smart enough to make a bad situation into a good one.
     
  4. The Stive

    The Stive Member

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    Good one. LOL John
     
  5. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    I hope its crab season and not Rabbit season!!! or was that Duck season!!! Break-em all. Jeff
     
  6. Jeff P

    Jeff P Well-Known Member

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    Pull & Mark (jeff)

    Can you send me a PM? Sent you one, but your address comes up screwy and I don't think you're getting it...

    thanks.
     
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