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a joke for all.............................

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  1. Captain Bud

    Captain Bud TS Member

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    -----Subject: That old?????







    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
    THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.



    WELL ? YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.



    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY
    FIRST

    APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST WHEN I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,



    WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.



    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY, WITH THE SAME

    NAME, HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.



    COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?



    UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.



    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD



    TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.



    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED FAIRVIEW HIGH
    SCHOOL.



    'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A BULLDOG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.



    'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.



    HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'



    'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.



    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.



    THEN, THAT UGLY,



    OLD,



    BALD,



    WRINKLED,



    FAT ASS,



    GRAY-HAIRED,



    DECREPIT



    SON-OF-A-BITCH ASKED,



    'WHAT DID YOU TEACH ???'
     
  2. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    I thought that was funny. Thanks for the chuckle. BRGII
     
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