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A great trick on your spouse

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  1. g7777777

    g7777777 TS Supporters TS Supporters

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    This works better if you have kids

    Take one goose egg ( I found one in our goose nest = it must be petrified)

    Put it in whatever container you use to make eggs-- pan, poacher, etc

    When spouse sees it and yells what is this? you act like you dont have any idea- and then you mention- "wonder if that is what happens when you add that egg stretcher stuff I have seen advertised"

    It helps to turn away slightly so that you dont laugh

    regards from the great state of Iowa

    Gene
     
  2. Tripod

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    That was a really good one Gene! Keep em up.
     
  3. code5coupe

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    Why would it work better if you have kids?
     
  4. g7777777

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    You can blame it on something the kids must have done to the egg
     
  5. obfd13

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    petrified egg?????? what the hell is that????
     
  6. nipper

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    IOWA=idiots out wondering around
     
  7. nukinfuts

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    OK I tried this on my wife. She said "get that god d#mm goose egg out of my kitchen" I guess PA broads are a little sharper than Iowa broads?...Nuc
     
  8. BIGDON

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    Grow up!!

    Don
     
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    Bigdon:........Deleted message!........
     
  10. FarmerD

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    Hey Gene, it was kind of funny, but still a GROANEEEEEER. LOL BEN
     
  11. g7777777

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    LOL

    Well what can I say? When you have had snow and ice on the ground since November- things are kind of slow

    regards from the great state of Iowa---Gene

    PS--- Plus it was troll bait -- just wondered which ones havent had been kicked off yet- notice several have had to change their old names slightly
     
  12. Chango2

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    Beins I'm originaly from Iowaa, I don't think the above is at all funny about Iowa the state.
     
  13. tcr1146

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    To put this in proper perspective, my daughter walked by and read this nonsense and asked, "Do you suppose he was a dork his whole life, or just in his later years?!" Tom Rhoads
     
  14. g7777777

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    LOL

    Gene
     
  15. jakearoo

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    Truthfully, I liked the old troll bait better. Golly and shucks. Jake
     
  16. scratcher

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    I don't get it..........
     
  17. BustClays

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    Is dat a yoke?
     
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