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A Golf ethics question

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Jim R, Mar 29, 2012.

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  1. Jim R

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    A Golf ethics question


    What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals
    and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes? You had the honor and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of the fairway,
    leaving a simple six iron to the pin.


    Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to the right of the fairway.
    Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look for his ball.


    Just before the permitted five minute search period ends, your opponent says: "Go ahead and hit your
    second shot and if I don't find it in time, I'll concede the match."


    You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet from the pin.
    About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your opponent exclaim from deep in the woods:
    "I found it!".


    The second sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and the ball comes sailing out
    of the woods and lands on the green, stopping no more than six inches from the hole.


    Now here is the ethical dilemma:


    Do you pull the cheating bastard's ball out of your pocket and
    confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?
     
  2. greg2648

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    Show him the ball in your pocket and disqualify both of you for cheating. No Champion this year. lol.
     
  3. crusha

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    The loser is anyone who doesn't figure out this is a "joke."
     
  4. nameisjoe

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    First you have to make a massive side bet that you can prove he cheated.
     
  5. WS-1

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    Hey Jim,

    What does a golfer do when it snows?
     
  6. dds4horse

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    you better make your 10 footer..
     
  7. Bvr Tail

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    During an interview, Tiger Woods talked about the car crash incident.

    He stated that his Escalade suddenly, violently accelerated, went out of control, and the accident happened.

    Just like a whiney, pro golfer to blame a bad day on the Caddy!!!!!!

    ;)
     
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