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84 year old marries 4th time

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dbcook, Aug 10, 2008.

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  1. dbcook

    dbcook TS Member

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    an 84 year old lady had just gotten married for the 4th time her great great 5 year old niece was visiting with her & asked if she would tell her about her 4 husbands. well the lady said ,the 1st was a banker i married in my 20,s, the 2nd was a circus ringmaster i married in my 40,s, the 3rd was a preacher i married in my 60,s & the last is a funeral director which i just married in my 80,s. wow the little girl exclaimed why did you marry 4 men with such different careers? well the lady said, i married 1 for the money,2 for the show,, 3 to get ready & 4 to go.lol. dwain
     
  2. jackmitch

    jackmitch TS Member

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    dwain thats too clean can you bring sex into it. jackmitch
    how ya doin dwain, bought that ljutic at the state shoot.it's gonna take me a while to figure it out.hope i live long enough to get there. i've had the 391 4 years and ain't figured it out.
     
  3. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    TRUE STORY- My 94 years old grandpa was going to marry his third wife ( he out lived two) My mother and her siblings were concerned that the woman was conning him for his money and would outlive him to get his money ( he was financially well set) so they sent me to talk with him because I was his favorite. I lived with him for 6 years after grandma died and helped him farm. We were very close. When I arrived to meet him at the small town local cafe for lunch, he immediatley asked me if they sent me to talk to him and I answered yes, so tell me why are you marrying this lady at 94 years old. He looked me in the eye and said " I am not yet ready to give up sex" I left it at that and said go for it gramps.
     
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