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80 year old woman marries 4th time Humor

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    > The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
    > had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.
    >
    > The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
    > like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's
    > occupation.
    >
    > 'He's a funeral director,' she answered.
    >
    > 'Interesting,' the newsman thought. He then asked her if she wouldn't
    > mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they
    > did for a living.
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    > She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those
    > years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
    > proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she was in
    > her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, later on a
    > preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
    >
    > The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
    > married four men with such diverse careers.
    >
    > She smiled and explained,
    >
    > 'I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
    > four to go.'
     
  2. Hipshot 3

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    Good one! Can't trust them ole gals!
     
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    Hello:
    did you hear about the 95 year old couple that just got married? they spent their 2 week honeymoon trying to get out of the car.
    steve balistreri
     
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    I always liked the scene on the old TV show "Night Court" where the couple in their 90's wanted a divorce after 60+ years of marriage. They said they had to wait until all thier kids had died so they wouldnt' be embarassed!!
     
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