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55th High School reunion...Humor.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Well-Known Member

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    55th High School Reunion



    He was a widower and she a widow.



    They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.


    This 55th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles.

    They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high.

    The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

    Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

    After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes,..... yes I will!"

    The evening ended on a happy note for the widower. But the next morning he was troubled.

    Did she say Yes or did she say No?

    He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over
    the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank.

    He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her
    response. With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

    First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he
    reviewed the past evening.

    As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her. "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say Yes or did you say No?

    "Why you silly man, I said Yes. Yes I will. And I meant it with all my heart."

    The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

    Then she continued. "And I am so glad you called because I couldn't remember who asked me!
  2. grntitan

    grntitan Well-Known Member

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    Your bad Mike.

    How is the wife doing?
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