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4 guys playing golf

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Catpower, Apr 28, 2013.

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  1. Catpower

    Catpower Molon Labe TS Supporters

    Jan 29, 1998
    In the Cabana
    One guy goes to get beers and the other 3 are talking about their sons
    first says
    My son is a successful stock broker, in fact he is so successful
    he recently gave away an entire stock portfolio totally free
    second says
    my son owns a Mercedes dealership and is so successful he recently
    gave away a Mercedes totally free
    third guy says his son is a real estate broker and is so successful
    he recently gave away a 2 million dollar home totally free
    4th guy comes back with beers and they all said they were bragging about their
    sons, what about his son, and he says
    my son?
    he is a flaming pole toker
    he is a stripper down at the gay bar
    but he must be good at it because his boyfriends just gave him
    a stock portfolio, a mercedes and a 2 million dollar house
    totally free
  2. Birddogfella

    Birddogfella Member

    Dec 23, 2010
    central Virginia
    Just cannot get by that one...YUCK!
    ML Johnson
  3. Bvr Tail

    Bvr Tail Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Three morticians were having lunch, when one says he had a really tough reconstruction job last week.

    He said his patient was walking on the train tracks, was struck, and drug for about three blocks, but he was able to round up all the pieces, and made a very presentable viewing.

    The second said he had one that was crossing the interstate, was struck by a flying semi, and thrown into another semi going the other way, and even though pieces were strewn about for a mile in both lanes, he put him back together, and the family thanked him for the great work.

    They waited for a response from the third mortician, but he had dozed off!

    They woke him up, and he apologized, saying he had been working night and day on an elderly old-maid and still couldn't get it right.

    They asked what happened and he said she fell from her 4th story window, onto the sidewalk, and straddled a parking meter when landing.

    They both said that didn't seem so bad, so he said, " OK, you two come over and see if you can get that smile from her face!!"
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