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3 men and a genie

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by deadelk, Dec 28, 2007.

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  1. deadelk

    deadelk Member

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    An American a Canadian and Osama Bin Laden are on a beach when they discover a magic lamp. The Genie grants each one wish. The Canadian who is a farmer goes first wishing for eternal fertile farmground and just that quick the genie grants his wish. Osama goes next. He wishes for a wall that surrounds the middle east to keep infidels out and Muslims in. Just like that his wish is granted. The American (a Texan) asks the genie for a little more info on Osamas' wall. The genie replies the the wall is 200 feet high 50 ft thick and is inpenetrable, it is at this point when the Texan smiles cracks open a beer and says, Good fill it with water.
    Happy New Year From Utah.
     
  2. ronbo142

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    Makes me smile everytime I read it.

    Ronbo
     
  3. Pump Gun Pimp

    Pump Gun Pimp TS Member

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    Then Jesse Jackson found the lamp and the Genie re-appeared. He said "Jesse, you get one wish." Jackson stated he wanted to be " Up tight, all white, and out of sight" ... POOF !! He turned him into a tampon.
     
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  4. jackmitch

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    now thats funny i don't care who you are.
     
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