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2 Coffees in Heaven

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Oct 23, 2012.

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  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    Two Coffees in Heaven!

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard.
    'Are you Mohamed?' he asks.
    'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.'
    Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter,
    Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
    climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
    where he meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?'
    'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
    Mohamed is higher still.'

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
    he climbs the ladder yet again.

    He discovers a larger room where he meets an
    angelic looking man with a beard.
    Full of hope, he asks again,
    'Are you Mohamed?'

    'No, I am Jesus Christ;
    you will find Mohamed higher up.'

    Mohamed higher than Jesus!
    Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
    delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

    Once again, he reaches an even larger room
    where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
    with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question:

    'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now,
    totally out of breath from all his climbing.
    'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega,
    but you look exhausted.
    Would you like a cup of coffee?'

    Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
    As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
    and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God;
    your president is an idiot.
     
  2. cubancigar2000

    cubancigar2000 Well-Known Member

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    Ha Ha Ha, loved it
     
  3. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Good punch line. Mike.
     
  4. Snowjet

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    Gotta love it.
    Bob
     
  5. Dr. Honk

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    I'm Howlin'. That's a good one.
     
  6. crusha

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    effen hilarious
     
  7. pretzel

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    I really liked that one---Thanks for posting it.
     
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