Trapshooters Forum banner
Status
Not open for further replies.

Don't Eat Chicken Anymore Ever

2K views 6 replies 7 participants last post by  ricks1 
#1 ·
> Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
>
> A little boy and a little girl attended the same school
> and became
> friends.
> Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
> discovered
> that they both
> brought chicken sandwiches every da y! This went on all
> through the
> fourth and fifth
> grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich
> wasn't a chicken
> sandwich.
> He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken,
> don't you like it
> anymore?'
> She said ' I love it but I have to stop eating
> it.'
>
> 'Why?' he asked.
> She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm
> starting to grow little
> feathers down there!'
> 'Let me see' he said.
> 'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.
> He l ooked and said, 'That's right. You are!
> Better not eat any more
> chicken.'
> He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he
> brought peanut
> butter. He said
> to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken
> sandwiches, I'm
> starting to get feathers
> down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he
> pulled down his
> pants for her!
>
>
> She said 'Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
>
> You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!
 
See less See more
Status
Not open for further replies.
You have insufficient privileges to reply here.
Top