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Ask yourself one question,,,

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ARE YOU DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR *******?



Here is a little test that will help you decide


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?



What do you do?



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Democrat's Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him or his ancestors that would inspire him to attack me?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with killing just me?



Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?


If I were to grab his knees and hold on , could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?


Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.


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Republican's Answer:




BANG!



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*******'s Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click....

(sounds of reloading)


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: 'You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?'

Wife: 'You are not taking this one to the taxidermist !



AND THATS WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH :)
 
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The Model 12 shoot went very well for the first one. We intend on having another in the not-too distant future. Pop the link above and you can check out some pics and scores that I posted.

Sorry Buzz. I don't watch much TV and I'm a Rock & Roll kinda guy.

At least I didn't ask how to post pictures or try to explain why targets are a few inches too high and missed when I hold my gun at the correct elevation every time according to my digital level that was custom installed on my Kolar.

Have a great day!
 
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