WARNING: This OFF-TOPIC political thread is only intended for those who think this Presidential election actually matters. If you think it no longer matters who we elect, and we're screwed either way, believe me I feel your pain...but just tune out for a couple seconds.
Okay, now....HOOSIERS, cross over in the May 6 primary and VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA!
All right, I know you think I'm crazy...just hear me out before calling the funny wagon.
I've been saying all along, "Hillary will be President - America will survive." But you know? As many times as I've tried to make myself believe it, via repetition - dammit, I have to admit - I just don't even believe it myself anymore.
I'm not crazy about John McCain or anybody else in this race...but McCain's the best remaining choice of the three, AND BARACK OBAMA IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE HE CAN BEAT. After listening to all this stuff about radical preachers and "bitter small-town clingers," I have come to the conclusion that the Democrat party is again attempting to commit suicide with an out-of-touch elitist candidate in Obama, John Kerry and Mike Dukakis style...and all we have to do is simply LET THEM.
Now I know what you're going to say. "Rush Limbaugh says vote for Hillary" you say. "Operation Chaos," you think. Well, I have a news flash...
RUSH LIMBAUGH WANTS JOHN MCCAIN TO LOSE TO HILLARY. Now, I know this is hard for some of you to accept. He ISN'T going to tell you this. But the fact is, if McCain becomes President, Limbaugh's influence level within the Republican party plummets. McCain has never sought Rush's support, and if he wins, he will be the only GOP candidate in the modern era to have won the White House without doing so. Now what will that say about Rush Limbaugh and his importance to the party? NOW - if Hillary becomes Prez, Rush Limbaugh takes on the shining mantle of "Unofficial Opposition Leader." He will spend the next 8 years telling us McCain lost because he's not conservative enough. A John McCain Presidency will relegate Rush Limbaugh to irrelevance in the Republican party - a Hillary Presidency will elevate him to the head of it. THAT IS WHY RUSH LIMBAUGH WANTS YOU TO VOTE FOR HILLARY. SHE WILL TROUNCE MCCAIN, AND A MCCAIN PRESIDENCY IS WHAT RUSH LIMBAUGH MUST AVOID AT ALL COSTS - to maintain his own sense of importance. He can survive 8 years of the Clintons - he's done it before, and been very successful at it - but he cannot survive McCain in the White House. It would be a monument to his unimportance in the party. He made a career out of railing against the Clintons - but a moderate Republican in the White House relegates him to irrelevance.
"Operation Chaos" was never about the desire to elect a Republican. It's about Rush Limbaugh's personal grudge against the "Drive-By Media," and his need to show that he's more important than them - even if it means you and me surviving 8 years of the Clintons - again.
So Hoosiers within range of my keyboard...hold your nose, down a couple shots, and go pull the lever for Obama. This guy is a lightweight. He's thin on substance, he's untested, he scares the daylights out of older white Americans, he's tied to stoopid radical black preachers, he's elitist...and, his middle name is Hussein.
...Just the kind of candidate McCain can man-handle in November. If you want to elect a Republican - as opposed to just stroking Rush Limbaugh's ego - then this is the right play to make.
Okay, now....HOOSIERS, cross over in the May 6 primary and VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA!
All right, I know you think I'm crazy...just hear me out before calling the funny wagon.
I've been saying all along, "Hillary will be President - America will survive." But you know? As many times as I've tried to make myself believe it, via repetition - dammit, I have to admit - I just don't even believe it myself anymore.
I'm not crazy about John McCain or anybody else in this race...but McCain's the best remaining choice of the three, AND BARACK OBAMA IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE HE CAN BEAT. After listening to all this stuff about radical preachers and "bitter small-town clingers," I have come to the conclusion that the Democrat party is again attempting to commit suicide with an out-of-touch elitist candidate in Obama, John Kerry and Mike Dukakis style...and all we have to do is simply LET THEM.
Now I know what you're going to say. "Rush Limbaugh says vote for Hillary" you say. "Operation Chaos," you think. Well, I have a news flash...
RUSH LIMBAUGH WANTS JOHN MCCAIN TO LOSE TO HILLARY. Now, I know this is hard for some of you to accept. He ISN'T going to tell you this. But the fact is, if McCain becomes President, Limbaugh's influence level within the Republican party plummets. McCain has never sought Rush's support, and if he wins, he will be the only GOP candidate in the modern era to have won the White House without doing so. Now what will that say about Rush Limbaugh and his importance to the party? NOW - if Hillary becomes Prez, Rush Limbaugh takes on the shining mantle of "Unofficial Opposition Leader." He will spend the next 8 years telling us McCain lost because he's not conservative enough. A John McCain Presidency will relegate Rush Limbaugh to irrelevance in the Republican party - a Hillary Presidency will elevate him to the head of it. THAT IS WHY RUSH LIMBAUGH WANTS YOU TO VOTE FOR HILLARY. SHE WILL TROUNCE MCCAIN, AND A MCCAIN PRESIDENCY IS WHAT RUSH LIMBAUGH MUST AVOID AT ALL COSTS - to maintain his own sense of importance. He can survive 8 years of the Clintons - he's done it before, and been very successful at it - but he cannot survive McCain in the White House. It would be a monument to his unimportance in the party. He made a career out of railing against the Clintons - but a moderate Republican in the White House relegates him to irrelevance.
"Operation Chaos" was never about the desire to elect a Republican. It's about Rush Limbaugh's personal grudge against the "Drive-By Media," and his need to show that he's more important than them - even if it means you and me surviving 8 years of the Clintons - again.
So Hoosiers within range of my keyboard...hold your nose, down a couple shots, and go pull the lever for Obama. This guy is a lightweight. He's thin on substance, he's untested, he scares the daylights out of older white Americans, he's tied to stoopid radical black preachers, he's elitist...and, his middle name is Hussein.
...Just the kind of candidate McCain can man-handle in November. If you want to elect a Republican - as opposed to just stroking Rush Limbaugh's ego - then this is the right play to make.